Your life is what your thoughts make it.



~~80 years from now;

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO
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bowtiesnbananas:

this is soooo cool apparently Past-Life Me was a famous economist and journalist

past life me was one of the first engineers working with Walt Disney for Disney World. 

United Airlines Flight 232

I WAS A FUCKING AIRPLANE LMAO

I WAS LAURA PALMER.

I FUCKING LOVE TWIN PEAKS. 

It looks like I was a German general by the name of Fridolin Rudolf Theodor von Senger und Etterlin and I was opposed to Nazi-ism.  Cool name.

Queen Frederica of Greece.  Awesome.

  • I was Viktor Tsoi.. a Russian rock musician.

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